6. Buying tampons
We all know we need them, but for the love of God why does Daniel from my English class have to be right behind me?!
7. Running after a bus
This is cruel on so many levels. I am not fit. I look insane when I run. Everyone on the bus is watching this poor girl at trying to catch this bus. And if I do make it, they’ll all watch me as I breathlessly climb onto the bus as if I’ve just ran a half marathon.
8. Picking up dog poo
This is the most degrading thing ever, and I do not deserve this.
9. Tripping up
I won’t lie. When this doesn’t happen to me, it’s one of the best things to witness in the world. But I don’t want to trip up in front of everyone, thank you very much.