Dogs are a man’s best friend? A man is a man’s worst enemy? All lies! A man’s worst and best friend is actually, yes, pee. Think about it. It can extract you from painfully embarrassing situations, give you extra time to ‘figure out’ an answer during the exam, also just automatically keeps your insides healthy. Having said that, it will also inflict a lot of discomfort when you are attending that very serious meeting, or while you are travelling or when you are all warm and snuggly inside a blanket and the movie has reached the climax. Basically it all depends on the situation, really.
If these arguments do not convince you then just trust the Romans. They had an unhealthy obsession with pee. They loved pee – not ‘to pee’ – just the thing itself. It was all quite bizarre.